Declare your relationship status with this humorous black t-shirt. Featuring a witty checklist design, it displays "Relationship Status" above options for "Single," "Married," and a checked box next to "Taken by a Super Hot Podiatrist." The bold white text and playful design make it a fun conversation starter. Made from a comfortable-looking fabric, this tee is perfect for casual wear, podiatry conferences, or as a lighthearted gift for someone special. Wear your heart on your sleeve, or rather, your chest!